Chuck Norris Facts

[Robert]

This is funny stuff.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My fav: "Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you."

 

[Katastrophe]

My favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[tunghaichuan]

My favorite (which isn't on the page, but is still great):

"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death."



tung

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

LMAO

 

[duhvoodooman]

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

 

[Mr Grumpy]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up. He's pushing the earth down

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

In the average room there are 1242 objects that chuck norris could use to kill you, including the room itself

 

[jasongins]

I like this one:

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

 

[Jimi75]

This is the funniest stuff! I have found a page with the German translation and there is some severe laughter going on in the office!

Thanks Robert

 

[marnold]

This is my favorite, which I knew before visiting that site:

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.