Don't want to serve time? Here's an idea!

[duhvoodooman]

Just complain about the jail food and refuse to eat it. They'll send you right home!

Don't you just love "American justice, celebrity style"???

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/07/paris.hilton/index.html

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Lemme guess....Paris right? *clicks on link*....yup. I'm wondering why she couldn't have just bought her way out of all this?

I think she has a hot mom though. R