Fingerborg

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'I'm firmly against circumcisions. What sense does it make to cut a piece off someone's Johnsson like that'
'After the cut it is easier to keep it clean'
'True!'

-plane crashed in Florida waters - luckily the parachutes worked.
'I believe there are sharks in these waters'
'Oh I see you have shark repellent with you'
'Yeah shark repellent'

SEWAGE IMAGING
'They're like long tubes where your **** moves slowly, can you imagine?'

'So which of you farted?'

'Oh you're out of grub'
'We'll go to the supermarket, there's food for you there!'

'Break your routines! Come to work in different ways!'
'I came with my bicycle'
'I came drunk!'

'Hey guys let's not burn them but recycle!' (Eco-fascist)

'I thought your car looked better without the spoiler'
(Darth Vader is Luke's Dad)

 

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- A monk's terrifying decision: death by fire
'Keep firing those up and they could kill you!'
'Whatever'