funniest headline of the day....

[warren0728]

Hearing On 'Warming Of Planet' Canceled Because Of Ice Storm

ww

 

[oldguy]

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"Man Arrested For Trying To Cross Rabbits With Lollipops"

Police- "We don't need a sucker born every minute."

Okay, I made mine up.

 

[Spudman]

"Man Arrested For Trying To Cross Rabbits With Lollipops"

Police- "We don't need a sucker born every minute."

Okay, I made mine up.

That would have to hurt. Where would the stick go?

 

[Jimi75]

"Accident with dead poeple"

Those poor dead people, not that they are already dead but they get in an accident, too

 

[DaveO]

Not a headline but heard on a travel channel show about Hawaii.
"If you go to the volcano, it is easier to see the lava after dark. Especially after the sun goes down."
I had to think about that for just a minute or so.

 

[Algonquin]

Canada’s worst air disaster:

Canada’s worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland.

Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

 

[t_ross33]

"Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge"

or...

"Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over"

or...

"Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Experts Say"

:rotflmao: