LeadedEL84
Well-known member
Oh this is a funny one...... I never tell this story to anyone outside my family and probably shouldn't tell it here.
I was about 5 years old and wanted a guitar more than anything. My older cousin had a student acoustic and the body was painted (in 70s tradition) red,white,and blue. Looked like something Tom T Hall or Neil Diamond would have. I wanted one too. I was in a department strore with my uncle and I saw the little guitars with nylon strings and plastic body and neck. They all had band names and pictures on them. My uncle asked me which one I liked and I showed him the black KISS guitar with the guys in full make up. I thought Gene was the coolest. Little did I know he was doing research for Santa....
Well a month or two later it was Christmas morning. As we all sat around opening gifts everyone watched as I got to my super special gift. I opened it and there was the black guitar I wanted.......Well almost the one I wanted.......It WAS black.......But the guys in the picture looked different.............Hmmmm either the adults got confused or they ran out of KISS guitars when they went back to buy it. The guys on this one didn't have any cool face paint. This one said.......The Bee Gees!!!!
So a month or two later there was a house full of kids and the dreaded Bee Gees guitar came to an end when it was left on the couch and someone sat on it and broke the neck. I didn't cry.
The following Christmas the broken guitar was replaced with a JC Penny catalogue ,student acoustic. It had steel strings,a burst finish,and was real wood. It had a zero fret and unfortunately this was the only fret that was in the correct place. This guitar was always out of intonation which made it really hard during my early attempts at learning chords.....
The story of my first REAL guitar is amazing but it is alot less funny. I will save it for another time. It belongs on a thread about guitars you wish you never would have let go.
I was about 5 years old and wanted a guitar more than anything. My older cousin had a student acoustic and the body was painted (in 70s tradition) red,white,and blue. Looked like something Tom T Hall or Neil Diamond would have. I wanted one too. I was in a department strore with my uncle and I saw the little guitars with nylon strings and plastic body and neck. They all had band names and pictures on them. My uncle asked me which one I liked and I showed him the black KISS guitar with the guys in full make up. I thought Gene was the coolest. Little did I know he was doing research for Santa....
Well a month or two later it was Christmas morning. As we all sat around opening gifts everyone watched as I got to my super special gift. I opened it and there was the black guitar I wanted.......Well almost the one I wanted.......It WAS black.......But the guys in the picture looked different.............Hmmmm either the adults got confused or they ran out of KISS guitars when they went back to buy it. The guys on this one didn't have any cool face paint. This one said.......The Bee Gees!!!!
So a month or two later there was a house full of kids and the dreaded Bee Gees guitar came to an end when it was left on the couch and someone sat on it and broke the neck. I didn't cry.
The following Christmas the broken guitar was replaced with a JC Penny catalogue ,student acoustic. It had steel strings,a burst finish,and was real wood. It had a zero fret and unfortunately this was the only fret that was in the correct place. This guitar was always out of intonation which made it really hard during my early attempts at learning chords.....
The story of my first REAL guitar is amazing but it is alot less funny. I will save it for another time. It belongs on a thread about guitars you wish you never would have let go.