I finally own my law degree!

[sunvalleylaw]

(to a basic cowboy shuffle or lope)

Two Texas Lawyers . . .
Hung out in the foyer . . .
Pickin', on their ol' guitars . . .

When one hit the bottle . . .
And then hit the throttle . . .
Now they're pickin' out under the stars . . .

(ok, someone take it)

 

[luvmyshiner]

(to a basic cowboy shuffle or lope)

Two Texas Lawyers . . .
Hung out in the foyer . . .
Pickin', on their ol' guitars . . .

When one hit the bottle . . .
And then hit the throttle . . .
Now they're pickin' out under the stars . . .

(ok, someone take it)

:rotflmao:

But I was thinking more of a blues thing:

I woke up this mornin' . . .
And stumbled cross the floor . . .
Knocked over the bottle of Jack . . .
I left the night before . . .

Wasted some whiskey . . .
Now the wife is pissed at me . . .
What the hell do I care
I'm just trying to take a . . . . . . . .

Well, you get the idea.

 

[sumitomo]

I see you guys been playin' with the desktop blues,pretty good there.Sumi

 

[player]

Yeah, working while in law school was one of the hardest things I've ever done. I'm grateful that I was able to help both of my kids so they won't have to carry the kind of debt I did. I have mixed feelings about the whole student loan program. On the one hand, if it weren't for student loans a lot of folks would never be able to achieve an education. But I don't like the way the educational industry pushes them, encouraging kids to borrow every penny they can without thinking about the hardship it can cause. When I was in law school we were told that we would be making so much money when we got out that we would have our loans paid off in no time. :rotflmao:

Now Evenkeel, lets get to work on that song.

can't say too much about the song but guess it's a common misconception they hand you when going to school that once you are in practice(which takes a long time) you can easily pay off loans Sam gave you.wonder if they(Gov) still do Pell grants?knew some folks that did that they're great in as much as I heard you don't have to pay them back.

oh by the way Congatulations Shiner on a feat well done with help from your better half.Now that will be another uphill battle but hopefully worth it in the end oke:

 

[marnold]

He's got his writ of mandamus
Habeas corpus too
When you're up on the docket
He'll have you singin' the blues.

Yeah, you got the blues
Them Shiner lawyerin' blues
He owns hisself a dugree
And he's comin' right after you.
Jus' pray to God in heaven
He doesn't bring his modeling pictures too.

 

[luvmyshiner]

. . .
Jus' pray to God in heaven
He doesn't bring his modeling pictures too.

:rotflmao: Dude, I spurted coffee on my laptop.

 

[Katastrophe]

"I'm quittin' all this drinkin',
Gonna quit postin' Neked Tractor Guy,"

"Gonna sit on the front porch,
And play on my Firefly,"

Shiner said, "I own my own deegree,"
"Time to turn over a brand new leaf,"

CB said, "Nuttin' doin' hon,"
And kicked him in his legal briefs!

He got da blooooooooz, them ownin' the deegree blooz!

This is proof that I don't EVER need to be a songwriter!:thwap:

 

[luvmyshiner]

"I'm quittin' all this drinkin',
Gonna quit postin' Neked Tractor Guy,"

It's gotta be believable Kat.:nono:

Actually it's just a song, I guess it doesn't have to be believable. Nevermind.

VROOOM!