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I hate snakes.

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tone2thebone said:
Just sayin'.

Had a very weird dream about them last night. Bleck.
Snake dreams are notoriously phallic. You obviously have unresolved sexual issues! That'll be $50 for the psychoanalysis....

-- Dr. D.V. Man

;) :D
 
duhvoodooman said:
Snake dreams are notoriously phallic. You obviously have unresolved sexual issues! That'll be $50 for the psychoanalysis....

-- Dr. D.V. Man

;) :D

LMAO. Gee thanks Doc I'm cured!

Rob - I hate them so much I think I'll watch that movie just to see someone blast them with 12 gauges or something! BAM!
 
The only snakes that bother me are the rattlers that live along some of the mt. bike trails in southern idaho. Maybe if I lived in a place where there wer water moccasins they would bother me too. Spiders are fine. Burrowing bugs like ticks, or look like they burrow, like earwigs, are what gross me out.
 
tone2thebone said:
Spiders and bugs don't bother me.

Well maybe centipedes do. They're ugly, cold and have way too many legs. Bleck.
Centipedes, huh? Another long, thin animal with a, shall we say, familar shape. This confirms my prior diagnosis. That'll be another $50. I take Visa, MasterCard and PayPal....
 
duhvoodooman said:
Centipedes, huh? Another long, thin animal with a, shall we say, familar shape. This confirms my prior diagnosis. That'll be another $50. I take Visa, MasterCard and PayPal....

I think you're obsessed with "familiar shapes" my friend. Take a break from your soldering iron. That short skinny rod is getting to you! hahaha ;)
 
tone2thebone said:
I think you're obsessed with "familiar shapes" my friend. Take a break from your soldering iron. That short skinny rod is getting to you! hahaha ;)
Hey, don't be accusing me! You're the one with the dirty dreams!! ;)
 
duhvoodooman said:
Hey, don't be accusing me! You're the one with the dirty dreams!! ;)

Alright alright Sigmund! ;)

Dream snake's spines, backs, skeletons or whatever you want to call them are hell to break. Especially when they're biting you and twisting around. I think I'm scarred for life Dr. :eek:
 
Snakes are cool I used to collect them when I was a kid. Then as a grown up up until 5 years ago I have some beautiful terrariums. Ive had Boas, Pythons, King snakes and greens snakes. Very interesting creatures. Now the only critters that freak me out are roaches! I hate roaches with the white hot intensity of 1000000 burning suns!
 
Mark said:
Snakes are cool I used to collect them when I was a kid. Then as a grown up up until 5 years ago I have some beautiful terrariums. Ive had Boas, Pythons, King snakes and greens snakes. Very interesting creatures. Now the only critters that freak me out are roaches! I hate roaches with the white hot intensity of 1000000 burning suns!
I think that'd still be yellow-hot even with 1000000 of em.
 
Hmm, I feel an old Jim Stafford tune comin' on......I dont like spiders and snakes... and that aint what it takes....er hmm ah well um nothing wrong with any of god's creatures they all have thier place.

maybe they will like thier place and stay out of mine.

carp3nt3r. was that a bug?
 
I had a pet rat, but I had to get rid of it before I moved to my girlfriend (now wife). It ended up in a cozy terrarium with a boa constrictor.

I hate roe deers, they come in the night and start barking. And they are eating my fruit trees as well! The Mother-In-Law creature is also something that I dont like at the moment.
 
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