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This thread may be the greatest deterrent to the evils of "demon rum" that I've ever encountered..... :eek:

Inspired, Shiner! :rotflmao:
 
CB, take Shiner out behind the barn for a little while so he can settle down. We don't need any more beer belly ads for guitars, Gene Simmons has them already taken.
 
The guy that has the guitar ad came over and read the thread, he LHAO at the pics and the comments. However, Shiner would be wise to leave the country.

He took a look around the place and he may sign up. No one better ask for more pictures. Remember this is a respectful place, well it was until someone posted pics of himself.
 
next month, i'll have been married to the man for six years.

i've grown accustomed to his sense of humor, and only rarely have the panic attack about lightning striking the house or vehicle we are currently in. :D [cough... (whatever you have to tell yourself) cough...] :rotflmao:

he has several different laughs, as do i. i should have known it was trouble when i heard the 'high school kid giggle as he stuffs cherry bombs down the toilets' laugh. ;)
 
just strum said:
Shiner would be wise to leave the country.

Oh Geez, where's Sunvalleylaw??? Steve, I think I need your help getting into the witness (witless) protection program.:messedup:
 
Shiner, you've made this thread the one of the funniest Fret.Net threads ever!

Mere words cannot describe.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rotflmao: :bravo: :beer:

I never thought I would tell anyone this, but drink more often when it comes to posting time!:D :rotflmao: :bravo: :beer:
 
CB I loved that should have known it was trouble when you heard the high school giggle.Im quite the card myself and glad to know Shiner likes to laugh as well as make others laugh.Im a good sport also and as soon as can find it Ill post a photo (Its family approved) so others can have a good ol chuckle on me.Sumi:D
 
luvmyshiner said:
Oh Geez, where's Sunvalleylaw??? Steve, I think I need your help getting into the witness (witless) protection program.:messedup:

We have quite a few witless in protection up here. Come on up and join! :D You just have to turn your guitars, (except the one in the photo:puke: ) over to the protection plan asset custodian, meaning me. ;) Oh, and I need to lock up the George Dickel before you get here.
 
Katastrophe said:
I never thought I would tell anyone this, but drink more often when it comes to posting time!:D :rotflmao: :bravo: :beer:

Who am I to argue with a fellow forum member's request, bring on the booze y'all!:beer:

sunvalleylaw said:
We have quite a few witless in protection up here. Come on up and join! :D You just have to turn your guitars, (except the one in the photo:puke: ) over to the protection plan asset custodian, meaning me. ;) Oh, and I need to lock up the George Dickel before you get here.

Hmmm, that seems like a kinda high price to pay. Oh well, it is for my own safety. I'm off to join Steve y'all, but don't worry I'll be posting under my new "witless protection forum name" . . . "inverted nipple".:rotflmao:
 
Well, I guess the guys wife modeled indirectly for my ad. I sent him a eBay message early on and noted to check out by Ibanez. In the message was the link and he posted the message in his ad.

Now here's another message he posted to someone asking why he's selling the guitar.

"Q: May I ask why you are selling this ax? Also, I feel dumb asking this, but are either of the pickups active? Thanks. Jun-18-08

A: Mounting medical bills..those 2 squeezerz you see in the pics werent free =) ...and the kids crazy dental bills...so some toys gotta go. The pickups are passive. Im not a fan of the active pickups, they sound muddy through my rig. Maybe if I had a tubed head and played at extremely loud volumes I would like the actives more."

16 minutes and he has no bids, I think she should leave him and move in with me.
 
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