Riddle

[PAPPY]

I went to the woods and got it

I sat myself down to look for it

I brought it home because I couldn't find it.


What is it??

 

[Spudman]

Reading Mother Goose again?

 

[Rockette]

A splinter.

 

[Tim]

Peace of mind!

 

[just strum]

The Meaning of Life

 

[warren0728]

The Meaning of Life

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[Katastrophe]

I went to the woods and got it

I sat myself down to look for it

I brought it home because I couldn't find it.


What is it??

Poison Ivy???

 

[Spudman]

It has already been stated. Anyone got another riddle?

 

[Tim]

What can run but never walks,
Has a mouth but never talks,
Has a head but never weeps,
Has a bed but never sleeps?

 

[Katastrophe]

a river

 

[Spudman]

What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

 

[Robert]

What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Spudman, on his bike going down a hill, wearing a Santa hat and a St. Patrick's Day shirt!

 

[luvmyshiner]

What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender?

 

[marnold]

What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?

 

[warren0728]

What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Spudman, on his bike going down a hill, wearing a Santa hat and a St. Patrick's Day shirt!

now that's funny....i don't care who you are :beer:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

ww

 

[Spudman]

What's green and red and goes 50 miles per hour?

Shiner got it...but Robert....you weren't even close.

 

[Spudman]

What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?

Is this something about Barney? If it is you do realize that half of the forum is going to take it personally don't you?

 

[duhvoodooman]

What's purple and goes slam, slam, slam, slam?

Spudman's avatar guitar during a Pete Townshend wannabe attack?

 

[Robert]

Shiner got it...but Robert....you weren't even close.

I see. You only go 40 miles per hour down the hill?

I'm with DVM about that Townshend avatar slam! :AOK:

 

[warren0728]

Spudman's avatar guitar during a Pete Townshend wannabe attack?

we have a winner.... :bravo:

ww

 

[Spudman]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

 

[warren0728]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

sorry robert...couldn't resist! :rotflmao:

for some reason when i read the riddle this image popped in my head!! :beer:

ww

 

[duhvoodooman]

OK smarties...what's green on the inside - white on the outside and hops?

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

 

[thearabianmage]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

 

[warren0728]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

gps...

 

[duhvoodooman]

You are walking through a forest when all of a sudden the road forks. There are two men, each guarding their own road. You tell them you need to find your way to town.

'We know the way,' they reply, 'but you may only ask one of us a single question. One of us always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. But we will not tell you which is which.'

How do you find your way to town?

good luck

Ask either man "Which way would the other man tell me is the way to town?". Then go the opposite way he points.

 

[Spudman]

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

I figure I have to make them easy...for the other guys not you.


Yours is tough. Anyone know this?

 

[Robert]

Easy--a frog sandwich.

What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?

A pedal board out of your backpack?

Warren, no more pancakes for you. :nono:

 

[Epiphone]

I think its a splinter?

 

[Spudman]

I think its a splinter?

That one has already been done. We are now working on:
"What do you throw out when you need it and take back when you don't?"