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luvmyshiner

luvmyshiner

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I'd love to give y'all a great story about how I got in a bar fight defending CB's honor or something. Truth is, we have an antique coffee table that needed some work on the legs. It was my project for today. I turned it upside down, and was trying to straighten a leg so I could reglue it, when it broke off. It took a quarter inch gash out of my lip.:thwap: It doesn't hurt much, but I'm not looking forward to explaining how this happened for a week.

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The appropriate phrase here is "you should see the other guy" :)

Of course when the other guy's a coffee table...
 
Nice, clear photo.........what kind of camera do you have?









:D

(Ouch! If I were you, I'd have a beer and forget about the table for now.):)
 
just strum said:
or "I told her I wasn't going to wash the dishes"
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That's closer to the truth! She's still upset with me over my post in the "other" thread.:D

Thanks Oldguy, it's an old Olympus Camedia C-3000 zoom set on macro. I've had it about 10 years, and I really need to get a new one. The software has never worked very well, and it's proprietary which prevents me from using the standard Microsoft drivers. But I paid way too much for it so I'm reluctant to let it go.
 
luvmyshiner said:
It doesn't hurt much, but I'm not looking forward to explaining how this happened for a week.
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Might I suggest ... "my attorney advised me not to answer that question"? :rotflmao:
 
Shiner, I have to say, you post the ugliest pics on the Fret! :AOK: I couldn't find the pics from that one night when you stuck your tuners up your nose, but you know what I mean! :beer: :D
 
I can always count on Strummy to remind me of the stupid things I've done after many drinks.:beer:
 
he was stone cold sober when he attacked the table.

but these pics make me wonder why he never shaves before he does stunts like this...
 
just strum said:
It's a weekend thing. All of us big strappin lads don't shave on weekends.
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I keep telling her, it's a rule of the brotherhood, we don't have to shave if we're not going to work.:beer:

Good point, Robert, I'll keep my eyes open for a pissed off table missing a leg who is looking for revenge (I think I have my reoccurring nightmare material for the next month now:messedup: ).
 
Childbride said:
he was stone cold sober when he attacked the table.

but these pics make me wonder why he never shaves before he does stunts like this...
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The problem is, no matter how many times we shave, it just keeps growing back. I'm about ready to quit this shaving thing!! :thwap:
 
heck...I don't even shave on Friday's.....


Shiner.....I seen 3 different types of Shiner at the store today....bock...hefeweizen and a black lager.....good thing beer is not sold on Sunday...I might have had to partake :-)
 
Heck Shiner they have some stuff that would fix that right up,its called Sangre de Drago.Its some sap from a tree it has worked for my bug bites and that direa stuff I drank it about 6,7 drops in water and it worked.Sumi:D
 
I dont think so,this stuff works so good and its cheap,check this out had two fillings done yesterday 25 bucks,unreal.Sumi:D
 
Shiner he said Drago not DRAIN-O so be careful what you get. But then on the other hand it might not hurt to flush your pipes. There are two things you should never pull toward you.....one is a razor sharp knife......
 
PAPPY said:
There are two things you should never pull toward you.....one is a razor sharp knife......
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I think I figured out what the second one is Pappy.:thwap: Unless you were talkin' about an ugly woman.:messedup:
 
luvmyshiner said:
I think I figured out what the second one is Pappy.:thwap: Unless you were talkin' about an ugly woman.:messedup:
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If a small quarter inch cut is all you got then it sure isn't the latter.
 

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