Swedish Computer Terms

[Robert]

Log on: Makin' da vood stove hotter!

Log off: Don't add no more vood!

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on da vood!

 

[duhvoodooman]

Vood?? Are you talkin' to me??

 

[pie_man_25]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
funny!

 

[SuperSwede]

Log on: Makin' da vood stove hotter!

Log off: Don't add no more vood!

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on da vood!

Ok, I really think that you should cut down on the crack© Robert

Btw, you know what "Hacker-Wasser" is right?

 

[Robert]

Hacker-wasser is what I drink when I'm coding. Maybe I had too much.

More computer terms:

Download: Keeping da vood off da truck
Mega Herts: Ven yer not careful gettin' da firewood
Floppy Disc: Vat yew get from trying tew carry tew much vood

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Sweden must be a smokey place.....

 

[Brian Krashpad]

Uff-da!

I have no idea what that means.

I just recall it as being vaguely Scandinavian.

 

[Robert]

RAM: Dat ting dat splits da vood!
Hard Drive: Gettin' home in da vinter time in da snow!

 

[Fingers]

Should that be Svedish.....?

Software..........Reindeer fur coat

Keyboard.........where you hang de key for da vood shed

Mouse...........What lives in da vood shed

 

[Robert]

Prompt: Vat da mail ain't in da winter!
Windows: Vat yew shut ven it's cold outside!
Screen: Vat yew shut vens it's black fly season!

 

[Robert]

Byte: Vad dem dang black flies do!
Chip: Munchies fer da TV!
Microchip: Vat's in da bottom of da munchies bag!

 

[Iago]

hehehehe thats was funny!

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Byte: Vad dem dang black flies do!
Chip: Munchies fer da TV!
Microchip: Vat's in da bottom of da munchies bag!

You know...I can just hear you saying it like that too.

 

[Robert]

Here's another one for ya!

Modem: Vat yew did tew da hay fields!

:beer:

 

[Algonquin]

iMac: A casual greetin' to a passerby as yews choppin' da vood

 

[duhvoodooman]

Keyboard: Vere you hang da key for da vood shed.
Mouse: Dem little furry guys livin' in da vood pile!

 

[Robert]

Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's vife!

 

[Robert]

Laptop: Vere da kitty sleeps!

 

[Brian Krashpad]

Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's vife!

Oops-- that should be Old Dan (or Man) Trix's wife, shouldn't it?

 

[Katastrophe]

I'm the Swedish Chef, and I approve this thread:



Oh, and to stay on topic:

Ah, hell, I got nuttin'.

 

[Algonquin]

Serial Port: Ver da Sveedish Fisherman dock for der breakvast

 

[Robert]

Haha, serial port - that's killer, Algonquin! You got a knack for this.

 

[markb]

Give the Dialectizer a try.

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/