Swedish Forests

[tot_Ou_tard]

I'm busy putting together some IKEA stuff.

Ya'know those Swedish forests look so pretty in the pictures. Who would'a thought that the trees would grow with convenient little holes just ready for the ubiquitous twisty screw-locks?

Is there a screw-lock mine somewhere in Sweden with these little beauts just a gleaming in the late summer sun?

Hi-ho, hi-ho....

 

[zeusse]

I wonder if those trees come with easy to read instructions and the extra part I always find missing

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

I wonder if those trees come with easy to read instructions and the extra part I always find missing

The dark and scary swamps of the missing parts.

The Swedes scare their kids with these stories. Loki et al ain't got nuttin' on the slimy crawly IKEA swamp critters. Once they take a part the ain't *never* giving it back.

Of course they all have names like IVELER and JAPST n' such. To my mind it kind of defeats their grusome, creepy image.

 

[ted s]

You're missing parts ? I have extra.. Ikea chairs only have 3-1/2 legs right ?

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

You're missing parts ? I have extra..

Yikes! A swamp critter, run fer the hills!

Wait a minute. Ted is not an IKEA from the black lagoon kind'a name.

Umm... never mind.

THEOVOLD, now *that's* a different story.

 

[SuperSwede]

*sigh* What model did you get? Listen here, Ikea furniture is simple and practical to assemble. Look here: (warning not for the weak of heart)

http://muzeumhumoru.onet.pl/_i/_h/Ikea.jpg