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Aw come on Strum, Sasquatch is old news in the old Shiner household. Just to put everyone's mind at ease, Sasquatch is real . . . I was married to one for almost ten years.:eek: :messedup:
 
luvmyshiner said:
Aw come on Strum, Sasquatch is old news in the old Shiner household. Just to put everyone's mind at ease, Sasquatch is real . . . I was married to one for almost ten years.:eek: :messedup:

I wouldn't let her hear that... :eek: :punch: :nono: :spank:
 
No, no, no Ron, I only took me three, four, seven, twelve, how ever many marriages to finally find a beautiful sweet woman who is so much more then I will ever deserve. I wasn't referring to CB.

HOWEVER, the monster before her still gives me nightmares.:messedup:
 
luvmyshiner said:
No, no, no Ron, I only took me three, four, seven, twelve, how ever many marriages to finally find a beautiful sweet woman who is so much more then I will ever deserve. I wasn't referring to CB.

HOWEVER, the monster before her still gives me nightmares.:messedup:


I actually talked to Shiner and CB on the phone last night for almost an hour. It was the first time we communicated with out the use of forum or e-mail, it was a great chat. He's right, she is much more that he will ever deserve.

Oh, and for the record, they both have accents.
 
just strum said:
I actually talked to Shiner and CB on the phone last night for almost an hour. It was the first time we communicated with out the use of forum or e-mail, it was a great chat. He's right, she is much more that he will ever deserve.

Oh, and for the record, they both have accents.

so do not... :bootyshake: yankee. :D by the way, strum sounds like he's 30.
 
My daughter told me that natives of Cleveland are the only people on earth that don't have accents. According to her, our dialog (not sure if that is really the right word) is so generic that newscasters are taught to speak or pronounce their words like Clevelanders. Where does she get this - I don't ask.
 
What is she Strum, 16? They don't need sources to back them up, they make it up as they go . . . AND DAMN IT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEM!!!!!

(thank god my baby girl finally turned 21, I thought was going to have to kill her first:D )
 
just strum said:
I actually talked to Shiner and CB on the phone last night for almost an hour. It was the first time we communicated with out the use of forum or e-mail, it was a great chat. He's right, she is much more that he will ever deserve.
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that was very sweet, Strummy. we really enjoyed talking to you, as well. Strum is funny, excellent peeps. i hope we get to meet him sometime. :) :pancake:
 
luvmyshiner said:
What is she Strum, 16? They don't need sources to back them up, they make it up as they go . . . AND DAMN IT YOU BETTER BELIEVE THEM!!!!!

(thank god my baby girl finally turned 21, I thought was going to have to kill her first:D )


I just raise a hand to my daughter and she starts screaming "DADDY DEAREST, DADDY Dearest"

For you younger folks that might not get the connection

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mommie_Dearest_(film)
 
just strum said:
I just raise a hand to my daughter and she starts screaming "DADDY DEAREST, DADDY Dearest"

The boy just starts yelling "CPS . . . CPS . . ." AND HE'S TWENTY-FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS OLD. That's what I get for letting him work for a lawyer when he was in college (oh . . . CPS in Texas is "Child Protective Services", you may remember they recently cost us ten MILLION dollars by removing some kids from a polygamist cult in east Texas:AOK: ).
 
What's this about a dang accent? U'al know that in Kaintucke we ain't got no stinkin accents. Them Buckeyes talk real funny though, they add a (I) to every word.
 
Hmm, getting back to this body they found, I don't think it is sasquatch, he lives in Western Wa in the southeast Cascades, between Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Adams.



But, where is Spud? He's been missing a few days, and I think his back is a little hairy. Just sayin'
 
sunvalleylaw said:
Hmm, getting back to this body they found, I don't think it is sasquatch, he lives in Western Wa in the southeast Cascades, between Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Adams.



But, where is Spud? He's been missing a few days, and I think his back is a little hairy. Just sayin'

Hmmm, you might be on to something. Think about it, have you ever seen a picture of sasquatch and Spud together? We may have a Superman and Clark Kent thing going here.
 
Read this morning that DNA disproved that the alleged beast was Sasquatch. One DNA sample was human, the second sample was opossum. But I'm wondering who decided that Sasquatch couldn't be half human, half opossum?? What rocket scientist decided that one??:poke:
 
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