WARNING - Holiday Scam

[just strum]

'Heads Up' for those men, who may be regular Home Depot customers:

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, wearing a skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a
ride to another Home Depot or Lowes.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times
just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend. So tell your
friends to be careful.


Ok, I had to clean it up a little for the younger crowd - I thought it was funny.

 

[Adrian30]

...and except on the 4th, all these other days you were actually shopping for a new wallet:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Very funny Strum!

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

I think that we've been through this one before.

It never works in reverse.



Trust me. .

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Perfect timing I think this was last Christmas's thread joke also.

 

[SuperSwede]

still very funny.. lets post this joke next christmas as well

 

[duhvoodooman]

From last March:

http://www.thefret.net/showthread.php?t=2820​

But it's still funny, and you & your fellow Washouts weren't here yet, so it was worth repeating! :rotflmao:

 

[Tone2TheBone]

Oh March holy cow I was way off. Christmas sounded good though.

 

[luvmyshiner]

Heh, heh, just wait till you daughter gets a little older Strum. When I look at a 20-21 year old now, I only have two thoughts:

1. I wonder how my daughter is doing.

2. I wonder what that girls mother looks like!:rotflmao:

 

[Guitar Gal]

I think that we've been through this one before.

It never works in reverse.



Trust me. .

So, what are you saying tot? Have you been doing some field research? :AOK:

GG

 

[just strum]

I never saw this before. It must be because I'm so busy working all day that I normally don't have time to read the non-work related e-mail. Yep, that has to be it.

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

So, what are you saying tot? Have you been doing some field research? :AOK:

GG

What I lost in embarrasment is more than made up for in the advancement of the collective Fret knowledge .

 

[Guitar Gal]

What I lost in embarrasment is more than made up for in the advancement of the collective Fret knowledge .

So nice of you to take one for the "Team Fret" tot

GG