WTB or trade: Epi LP pickguard

[FrankenFretter]

For some reason I'm having a tough time finding a pickguard for my Epi LP. I've found plenty of the Gibson variety, but as it's been pointed out to me, they're different pickguards.

I'm looking for a cream pickguard, preferably with all mounting hardware, although that's not a deal breaker. I can either pay you, or if you're looking for some single-coils for your Strat (generic, nothing special), or some humbuckers (out of my Schecter. Good pickups, nothing wrong with them), or perhaps a distortion pedal (Digitech Hot Rod Distortion), maybe we can work out a trade. PM me if you're interested.

Thanks!