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warren0728 said:
amen brother spud!! :Dude:

man i have been craving some pie lately :drool: (guess the fret causes PAS too...not just the parrot kind! :D ....

ww

Then just go the the grocery and pickup yourself some pie. And while your at it buy some melons as well. You know isle they are found on ... don't you?
 
Tim said:
Then just go the the grocery and pickup yourself some pie. And while your at it buy some melons as well. You know isle they are found on ... don't you?

Dude, if he goes shopping successfully he'll be light years ahead of us.:cool:
 
Tim said:
Then just go the the grocery and pickup yourself some pie. And while your at it buy some melons as well. You know isle they are found on ... don't you?
it's been awhile but i think can find them!!

melons and pie.....sounds tasty:drool: :AOK:

ww
 
OUCH! Man, you guys are getting rough here with poor Pieman! Oh, the cynicism, the bitter irony...! You'll scare the poor guy off of the possibility of anything good before he gets going!

Of course, it's never us (or our guitars/cars/boats/computers/...parrots) that have ANYTHING to do with it.....:D
 
tjcurtin1 said:
OUCH! Man, you guys are getting rough here with poor Pieman! Oh, the cynicism, the bitter irony...! You'll scare the poor guy off of the possibility of anything good before he gets going!

Of course, it's never us (or our guitars/cars/boats/computers/...parrots) that have ANYTHING to do with it.....:D

Visuals are an excellent learning aid. Us older Fretters must help develop the skills of the younger generation. Sometimes being tough is the right way to go. Besides the girl is grounded just for dating our Pieman. We must help our young Fretter to figure out a way to convince the old man to let his daughter date Pieman.
 
Tim said:
We must help our young Fretter to figure out a way to convince the old man to let his daughter date Pieman.

On the contrary. We must help him to realize that an older woman is the way to go. They don't get grounded and certainly know how to share their knowledge with young men. Also, they are much closer to the income requirement and other developments that would make for an ideal mate.:AOK:
 
Spudman said:
On the contrary. We must help him to realize that an older woman is the way to go. They don't get grounded and certainly know how to share their knowledge with young men. Also, they are much closer to the income requirement and other developments that would make for an ideal mate.:AOK:

I see we had similar experiences with women when we were younger, Spudman....:D
 
Way to go Pieman! I am a romantic and say go for it. But in going for it, always stand up and be yourself. Don't let the craving for the relationship change the best of, or essence of who you are. If she likes you for you, then that is something. If not, well, lots of other fish . . . .
 
So pie_man, er...Young Romeo, Lord Capulet has banished you from his manor and forbade you from seeing fair Juliet? This is an insult to the house of Montague, I say....:D

Whatever you do, if she passes out, don't think she's dead and kill yourself because you think you can't live without her. She'll wake up, trust me on this one. I know how this story goes....;)

It may seem to you that we're having a lot of fun at your expense pie_man. It's just that we've all been there in one form or another at one time or another. It's just a rite of passage that even you'll laugh about later...:AOK:
 
Spudman said:
On the contrary. We must help him to realize that an older woman is the way to go.

Sorry, I refuse to go there on the grounds that I will incriminate myself. My wife just may find a way to read this stuff even if it happened long before I met her. History can be an ugly weapon you know.
 
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