Whoa there Magic,
You have not learned the finer things of life. I see chocolate as the ultimate female mood controller. You see, we men must learn to analysis the situations that surround us each day. Then we need to figure out how to control these situations. We have been programmed to think we have no control. The normal male does not comprehend how to use science and nature to his benefit.
Case in point: There has been times in the pass where I to go out a purchase a large bad of M & Ms for my wife. After consuming about half the bag she goes from a high emotional cat of a hot roof to a mellow kitten. You see woman like to brag how they must have their chocolate. We men need to understand this need and use it to our advantage. I do not know about the other woman out there, but a 1 pound bag of M & Ms will change my wife’s mood in about 10 minutes which equates to half a bag or ½ pound of chocolate.
So I spent Valentine’s Day buying roses and chocolate. I also learned to obtain peace; one must help keep the peace.