your perfect day off

[Childbride]

ok...

imagine... if you will. a weekday, not a weekend. let's say in 'this universe', the Boss gave you a free 'comp time' day, to do whatever you wanted.

what would you do?

 

[just strum]

ok...

imagine... if you will. a weekday, not a weekend. let's say in 'this universe', the Boss gave you a free 'comp time' day, to do whatever you wanted.

what would you do?

Look for another job and then go home and play guitar.

 

[Childbride]

Look for another job and then go home and play guitar.

:rotflmao:

ok, that's funny, i don't care who you are.

 

[peachhead]

Look for another job and then go home and play guitar.

10-4, amen, brother...:bravo:

 

[Rocket]

Day off from what?

 

[Bloozcat]

I'd fight off the urge to do chores around the house, and instead, go fishing.

As the saying goes...."A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work..."

 

[Big_Rob]

This comp day would have to be a school day and my wife couldn't have it off as well...

Now with all the peace and quite of solitude

I would stay at home get 420 friendly and play my guitar (loudly) all day long.

 

[mrmudcat]

I'd fight off the urge to do chores around the house, and instead, go fishing.

As the saying goes...."A bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work..."

Im with ya ...........kayak, fishing, and some 4wheeling.

Throw in some guitar playing after a nice quet supper with just two of us.No kids or dogs!:thwap: A few totties and a dance with mary jane and mad monkey love for the night cap:rockon: :AOK:

 

[sumitomo]

Thats it Im givin myself the day off!For reals Sumi see ya!

 

[stingx]

Sex wax, midget porn, and Cheetos...

 

[Spudman]

Don't have a boss so I'd probably just do what I've been doing for the last 3 1/2 months, play guitar, ride my bicycle, go for a hike and lay out in the yard.

 

[Katastrophe]

If it could be a perfect day off, it would look like this:

The kids let us sleep in until about 8:30 am. We're in a cabin in the mountains somewhere, and there's a knock at the door.

Room service. Complete breakfast with every high calorie, high cholesterol breakfast food you could imagine. Strong coffee and fresh orange juice as well.

The family gets ready, and we all go do something together, then do something for each other individually. Mrs. Kat goes to a spa for some pampering, Older Kid Kat gets to ride go karts, play video games, Baby Kat gets to tumble around at a kiddie gym, and Daddy Kat gets to go to the music store and purchase the amph he's been GASsing for for a while, along with a nice Tele.

We go back to the room and take a nap for about two hours. It's peaceful and quiet.

Then, we all get up and go have a family night out at a good, hole in the wall type restaurant.

Stuffed and tired, we return and put the kids to bed, then Mrs. Kat and I go out on the front porch and have a beer or two and relax, before retiring for the night.

That, my friends, would be the perfect day off for me.

 

[luvmyshiner]

I like how descriptive you are Kat. Sounds like the perfect day. But I like Cheetos too, so Stingx comes in a close second.

 

[bigoldron]

Kat, I really like your perfect day. Mine would depend if it's a solo day or a day with the family. The family day could be very similar to yours, but the solo day would start with a fishing trip in the morning (with somebody else cleaning what we catch - which would a JOB because we'd tear them up), 18 holes of golf after lunch, a short nap afterward, go out to eat with my friends and then some serious jammin' after supper. Yep, that'd do it for me... :AOK:

 

[mrmudcat]

Stuffed and tired, we return and put the kids to bed, then Mrs. Kat and I go out on the front porch and have a beer or two and relax, before retiring for the night.

That, my friends, would be the perfect day off for me.

What no wild monkey love???

 

[Katastrophe]

Sex wax, midget porn, and Cheetos...

I'll admit, StingX's comment was kinda hard to beat...

Thanks, guys, I just kinda let my imagination wander.:AOK:

 

[just strum]

What no wild monkey love???

they have a monkey???

 

[just strum]

Sex wax, midget porn, and Cheetos...

that's my workday.

 

[Katastrophe]

What no wild monkey love???

I was trying to leave that to the imagination!

 

[sumitomo]

Don't have a boss so I'd probably just do what I've been doing for the last 3 1/2 months, play guitar, ride my bicycle, go for a hike and lay out in the yard.

I am the boss and it sure was nice takin the day off.I'm gunna do it again this week too!Sumi

 

[street music]

Perfect Day Off Work?
Let's see, I'm home alone till Sheryl Crow wakes me up , I roll over only to see
two other naked women laying there. After hours of wild sex, I get to play and sing with them. Later we get in the new hot tub ( that I don't have Now)
for more fun and games. Then we finish the day out with another session of guitar playing , before the wife shows up at Midnight.:thwap:

 

[just strum]

Perfect Day Off Work?
Let's see, I'm home alone till Sheryl Crow wakes me up , I roll over only to see
two other naked women laying there. After hours of wild sex, I get to play and sing with them. Later we get in the new hot tub ( that I don't have Now)
for more fun and games. Then we finish the day out with another session of guitar playing , before the wife shows up at Midnight.:thwap:

Wake up Street, not only don't you have new hot tub, you don't have Sheryl Crow and her two naked female friends.

 

[luvmyshiner]

. . . before the wife shows up at Midnight.:thwap:

You forgot "with a six pack and a pizza."