warren0728 said:
lol....i was telling my wife this morning that we were discussing on the fret about wanting more than one guitar and more than one amp and she said, "did you tell them about your shoe analogy"! I almost fell over laughing as i admitted that i had!
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And they think we're not paying attention!
I've gone even further...I've become somewhat of a co-conspiritor with my wife. Half of the clothes in her closet I've bought for her. I know how clothes will fit her by different labels...which run large, which run small. I know more about womens clothing than I ever wanted to know....
I have a very good eye for color and a memory for color to match. I can be standing in a mall with my wife somewhere and she'll ask if something she's looking at will go with some other outfit and I can tell her if it will or not. And I'm never wrong with colors. I'll pick things out for her that she'd never pick for herself and she'll get all kinds of compliments when she wears them later. I can even tell better than she if a dress off a rack will fit her or not. I take her out on her birthday for a day of shopping just for her. Breakfast... shopping...lunch...shopping....dinner. Christmas morning the floor beneath the tree is littered with presents for her...more clothes, even jewelry - which I've learned about as another of her favorite vices. And yep, I even know shoes. Which she likes and doesn't like, the better shoes by brand name, the colors for her outfits.
So, do you think my wife would want to "kill the golden goose" so to speak by objecting to my little self indulgences when she's become so dependent on my "help" and involvement in her picking out her wardrobe? I've infiltrated the enemy camp and have become an indispendable confidant. I'm like the supplier for her addiction...and she's so satisfied all the time that she never objects to my minor (cough, cough)....purchases....
Seriously though...although it's true that I do all of this, my wife is not the least bit concerned about what I buy for myself. I'm pretty self disciplined and self regulating in my purchases, and what I buy never affects the household budget. And while the floor beneath the Christmas tree may be littered with presents for her, the other half of the floor is full of presents for me. All I have to do is give her the catalogs, with the items highlighted. Or, give her the web address with a step-by-step walk through to find the items I want. And she buys them. She couldn't give a rat's pathooie what she's buying as long as it's what I want. So, you know all those little purcahses that you always put at the bottom of you wish list to by for yourself so you can buy the amps and guitars? I put all of mine on my Christmas wish list.
The only thing that my wife objects to (other than the noise

), is that I've taken over the second bedroom in the house with my "stuff", and every available bit of space under most of the beds in the house. But I'm working on a plan for that too...I've got my wife about 90% convinced that we need to build a out building behind the house. I've sold it to her as a "dual use" addition. A workshop/"stuff" room for me, that can be easily converted to a guest apt. should we ever want to sell the house.
I couldn't get away with any of this though, if my wife wasn't the woman she is...so I'm blessed in that...:R