How old are you?

[Robert]

Just want to get it confirmed that we are mostly old farts here!

 

[ted s]

You haven't broke through the 40 yet Rob, does that mean you're just a fart ?:rotflmao:
41

 

[warren0728]

coming up on 46 in a couple of months

 

[Childbride]

1.5 years shy of one of those painful milestone thingies...

 

[Robert]

You haven't broke through the 40 yet Rob, does that mean you're just a fart ?:rotflmao:

Darn right you are!

 

[Spudman]

Looks like I'm in the largest demographic too. What should I color my hair with?

 

[piebaldpython]

How Old Are You

1.63 Yrs past One Of Those Milestone Thingees!!
51 And Counting!!!

 

[pes_laul]

well I think I am the youngest one hear turned 14 like a week ago.

 

[luvmyshiner]

17.:beer: :beer:

CB was a member of an obscure west Texas polygamist cult when she married me that allowed women to marry young boys. Sniff . . . I feel so violated.

 

[player]

17.:beer: :beer:

CB was a member of an obscure west Texas polygamist cult when she married me that allowed women to marry young boys. Sniff . . . I feel so violated.

OMG shiner(but you love it and her):rotflmao: Nov. 1952 here been with AARP a few years but can still jam.:dude: ah huh

 

[Childbride]

17.:beer: :beer:

CB was a member of an obscure west Texas polygamist cult when she married me that allowed women to marry young boys. Sniff . . . I feel so violated.

ummm... honey... about that.

 

[just strum]

1.5 years shy of one of those painful milestone thingies...

58.5???? Where does the nick name Child Bride come from. Unless Shiner is 86.

As for me, I'm 14 and go to school with Kris.

 

[aeolian]

I'm one year away from entering territory uncharted by Fret Netters.

 

[just strum]

I'm one year away from entering territory uncharted by Fret Netters.

When that time it arrives - Happy 5th Birth Day

 

[Algonquin]

Looks like I'm in the largest demographic too. What should I color my hair with?

You still have hair! :reallymad:

Lucky Bugger

 

[t_ross33]

58.5???? Where does the nick name Child Bride come from. Unless Shiner is 86.

As for me, I'm 14 and go to school with Kris.

Kris was my lab partner until he stole my girlfriend... well I wanted her to be my girlfriend, but she didn't know that... anyway once she found out what a great guitar player Kris was she started following him around, so I tried to learn guitar too so I could impress her, but she didn't like my Don Rich, Roy Nichols and Luther Perkins impressions... :thwap:

Oops... just gave it away there didn't I

 

[Guitar Gal]

What exactly IS an "old fart"

Does everyone start off as "young farts" and then turn into "old farts"? When, how does this happen?

Is there a heirarchy of farts......"baby farts", "junior farts", "adolescent farts", "young adult farts", and then "old farts"?

Are "old farts" the highest level of fartdom? Have I reached my plateau? Is there a fart nirvana?

:bootyshake: :bootyshake:


Ahhhhh.......I think the answers to my questions lie within.....:whatever:

Looks like I am part of the largest demographic in the voting so far.....


GG

 

[bigoldron]

Looks like I'm in the largest demographic too. What should I color my hair with?

I go along with Algonquin, "what hair?" I'm not bald yet, but it's a whole lot thinner than it used to be. And it's DEFINITELY a lot grayer.

I'm glad we've got some kids like Kris who can actually communicate in an intelligent manner. Makes me feel good about our future. The former forum that a lot of us 'Burn fans came from is being overrun with kids who think they're on MySpace.

As for the age thingie, 47 in July! If I could find a few guys around here who'd be willing to play, I'd like to start a band called the "Grumpy Old Farts". We'd play Southern, Classic and whatever other kinds we wanted. If we felt like it. Or if we could remember what it was we're supposed to play...

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

Ahhhhh.......I think the answers to my questions lie within.....:whatever:

They used to lie within, but have since been expressed .

I'm sure there is a fart-free period somewhere in there, but it doesn't last long.

I'm 47.

 

[street music]

Robert, I think that I'm old enough to still have a rockin good time at the age of 52 going on 53. So what if I don't have trouble farting at will (sometimes without warnings). I feel young everytime I hear some great upbeat classic rock and I can still handle myself without the need of 24 hour healthcare. I'm learning to play guitar, able to get up in the morning and go to work or just sit in the morning air and pick on the strings, still keep the wife half-way happy.

 

[Childbride]

58.5???? Where does the nick name Child Bride come from. Unless Shiner is 86.

As for me, I'm 14 and go to school with Kris.

speaking of which, mr. 14, you have your 15th birfday coming up pretty darned soon. dang, 6 more years [after that] until you're legal in texas. better delay that Marathon Battery trip... :rotflmao:

 

[luvmyshiner]

Oh dude, where do I start.:beer:

When that time it arrives - Happy 5th Birth Day

Strum, I think there's only three people on the forum who passed that age emotionally, and you and I ain't on the short list brother.

What exactly IS an "old fart"

Does everyone start off as "young farts" and then turn into "old farts"? When, how does this happen?

Is there a heirarchy of farts......"baby farts", "junior farts", "adolescent farts", "young adult farts", and then "old farts"?

Are "old farts" the highest level of fartdom? Have I reached my plateau? Is there a fart nirvana?

:bootyshake: :bootyshake:


Ahhhhh.......I think the answers to my questions lie within.....:whatever:

Looks like I am part of the largest demographic in the voting so far.....


GG

Heh, heh . . . GG . . . you said fart!:bravo:

As for the age thingie, 47 in July! If I could find a few guys around here who'd be willing to play, I'd like to start a band called the "Grumpy Old Farts".

Heh, heh . . bigoldron . . . you said fart too!:bravo: And I'll be 47 in July too. Um . . . that is if I wasn't 14 when CB married me.

So what if I don't have trouble farting at will (sometimes without warnings).

Snicker . . . snarf . . . my inner five year old is very happy right now.:AOK:

 

[warren0728]

my birthday is in july too....but i'll only be 46....

oh yeah and i can't believe gg said fart!! :bootyshake: oke:

ww :greenguitar:

 

[Childbride]

[snicker... snarf snarf]

i was born in 69.

i love saying that.

 

[warren0728]

i was born in 69.

i love saying that.

oh boy....that's signature material right there boys!! oke: ancake:

ww

 

[just strum]

I go along with Algonquin, "what hair?" I'm not bald yet, but it's a whole lot thinner than it used to be. And it's DEFINITELY a lot grayer.

It's historical remnants and repeat after me - I'm bald and proud!!!

I know what you're thinking, how does a 14 year old kid become bald so early? Well, simple - I shave my head so I look older.

 

[tot_Ou_tard]

[snicker... snarf snarf]

i was born in 69.

Jeez, I didn't know that could make someone pregnant...I'm very, very worried.

 

[Childbride]

Jeez, I didn't know that could make someone pregnant...I'm very, very worried.

:rotflmao:

 

[Justaguyin_nc]

Just want to get it confirmed that we are mostly old farts here!

Fart :thwap:

 

[M29]

Man it is starting to smell funny around here. Must be them fret farts.

M29